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Funniest Search Terms

March 11, 2011
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You guys totally make my morning when I read all your lovely, thoughtful comments! I can’t thank you enough!


Another fun thing about having a blog? Reading through the search terms that people use to get to my blog!

There have been some hilarious weird ones! Here are my favorites (with my comments on the side).

No, I did not make any of them up!

are all blueberries gritty ——————–> not that I know of!

weird fried rice ——————–> did you find what you were looking for?

granola cubes

tinkerbell earings

“skippy natural” stuffy nose

mysterious note

i’m nuts

too much gnu fiber

describing violet turning into a blueberry ——————–> oh, this?

home made chipper ——————–> um….wha?

misshapen bread ——————–> oh yes, I remember that!

oatmeal fried rice ——————–> that just sounds gross.

hard do bread recept

my math binder

little miss healthify blog blocked? ——————–> Why, yes it was! Thanks for noticing 🙂

can you have too much fiber

kayla’s almonds

can u put hummus on a chicken salad sandwich ——————–> I put hummus on an egg salad sandwich…is that good for ya?

weird oatmeal recipes  ——————–> I think this is telling me something 🙂

minty oatmeal kayla

nibs are blended ——————–> Oh wow. I remember doing that.

i am lookeing for a sugar free chocolate ball recipies ——————–> Here ya go!

And here’s the killer:

old lady cutting grass naked ——————–> Um….wha? Yeah… I really don’t want to know.

I really really don’t know how that last one led to my blog, of all places.

MOVING right along…

Yesterday for a little snack I just had to make Katie’s Cake Batter Milkshake.

Yum, it was so good! I added about 1 Tbsp. cashew butter and a few drops of almond extract. Did it taste like a cake batter milkshake? No, not really. It tasted like a frozen banana with sprinkles! But hey, it was good. 🙂

I’m on Twitter and Formspring now, just in case you’re into that stuff!

Don’t you hate it when you just had a really good dream but you can’t remember it? This happens to me way too much.

47 Comments leave one →
  1. March 11, 2011 10:18 am

    Haha a banana with sprinkles. Hey, that sounds better than cake batter to me! 😉

    Love your search terms. Mine are usually kinda scary, and involve nakedness, and people covered in chocolate. Yikes…

    • March 11, 2011 10:40 am

      Oh my gosh, and I thought that last one was weird! 🙂

  2. March 11, 2011 10:27 am

    Hahaha, my search terms are never that amusing!

  3. March 11, 2011 10:57 am

    Love this!! I was just thinking about some of the funny search terms I’ve had lately. Today someone found mine by searching “terrible ombre hair”.

  4. March 11, 2011 11:00 am

    That shake looks deelish!
    Those search terms are hysterical! =D

  5. March 11, 2011 11:05 am

    Those search terms are hilarious. I used to love seeing how people found my blog but for some reason when I started self hosting, I don’t have that feature anymore. 😦

    I hate not remembering dreams. I wake up wanting to tell my husband and then within a minute, it’s gone.

  6. March 11, 2011 11:08 am

    Hahaha, I about died of laughter at those search terms! Too funny.

    Katie’s cake batter shake looks awesome! I’ve been wanting to try it.

    Question, did you recently make it so your posts are just summaries on Google Reader? Like, I used to be able to read it straight from my Reader, but now it’s just a summary. You have to come to your blog to read the post. It’s totally cool either way, but I was just wondering if you did that, and how to do it. 🙂 I kinda want to do the same thing.

    • March 11, 2011 11:53 am

      I honestly don’t even know how Google Reader works! But I was fiddling around with the feed settings in WordPress. I went to Settings > Reading and then “for each article in a feed, show” and clicked Summary. Hope that helps!

  7. March 11, 2011 1:20 pm

    hehe, search terms are so funny. I’m going to follow you on twitter, yay!

  8. March 11, 2011 4:49 pm

    BAHAHA i dont care whoever wrote this one “too much gnu fiber” but i can TOTALLY understand their issue 😉

  9. March 11, 2011 4:51 pm

    that shake looks so nommy! I love CCK! (and you!) haha and search terms are always funny, too!

  10. March 11, 2011 5:39 pm

    Haha I love looking at the search terms too..some of them are just so bazar!

  11. March 11, 2011 6:15 pm

    Haha that last one is hilarious!!! Kind of creepy though. Most of mine have been pretty normal so far.
    I hate when I forget my dreams! Especially when they’re really weird and I go to tell someone about it, but it kind of fails as a good story because I can barely remember it.

  12. runyogarepeat permalink
    March 11, 2011 7:08 pm

    Those are some good ones! I’m always amazed and amused by what some people search for. I love those pretty sprinkles in that shake.

  13. March 11, 2011 8:06 pm

    I know~some searches are so interesting 😛 I used to write all my dreams down IF I rememberd them

  14. March 11, 2011 9:03 pm

    I love the search terms. Some days as so funny!

  15. The Teenage Taste permalink
    March 11, 2011 10:14 pm

    Haha. I get some pretty weird search terms too! One of my all-time favorites was “fourth chocolate chip oatmeal bath party” Why wasn’t I invited to said party?! Haha. 😛

  16. March 11, 2011 10:37 pm

    Oh my goodness I have such a humerous pleathera of search terms to find my blog as well. It always cracks me up.

    I think I’m going to make Katies milkshake sometime soon-it looks amazingg.

  17. March 11, 2011 10:44 pm

    Haha, I’ve had some weird ones, but never ones involving nakedness 🙂

  18. March 12, 2011 12:22 am

    Great search terms! I get a kick out of mine sometimes too!

  19. March 12, 2011 1:41 am

    Wow, a cake milkshake! Make me one? 🙂 I get some WEIRD search terms too!

  20. March 12, 2011 2:42 am

    Hehe, I love these!! 😀 I get the weirdest search terms too! They always make me laugh! 🙂

    I have been wanting to try Katie’s milkshake so badly!!! It looks delicious! 😀

    Love ya Darling! ❤

  21. March 12, 2011 7:40 am

    Hahahah those search terms sure gave me a good laugh 🙂

  22. March 12, 2011 8:41 am

    Oh my gosh! I about died over the last one! What in the world?! Awesome!

    I swear, I hardly EVER remember my dreams! 😦

  23. March 12, 2011 8:59 am

    Haha – those are hilarious!!! 😀

    And I just made Katie’s milkshake too!! I added about 2 teaspoons of cocoa powder!! Not EXACTLY like a milkshake, but still crazy good 🙂

  24. March 12, 2011 11:40 am

    I make cake batter smoothies all the time but don’t put the sprinkles in-they make the smoothie look awesome-i’m doing this asap!

  25. March 12, 2011 12:43 pm

    Hahahaha at “old lady cutting grass naked”! How the heck did that lead to your blog?!

    I’m dying to check these out for my blog too. How do I find them?

    • March 12, 2011 1:56 pm

      You use Blogger, right? WordPress has a bunch of features where you can track your stats, page views, searches and comments, but Blogger doesn’t have them! I was on Blogger for 2 years and, trust me, WordPress is a lot better! Maybe you want to make the switch?

  26. March 12, 2011 5:23 pm

    That cake batter milkshake looks delicious! I need to check out that recipe STAT!

  27. March 12, 2011 6:29 pm

    Came across your blog today! And I have to say I’m thrilled to know that there are others who love healthifing their food! Especially and teenager! Just one question….Are you sure those sprinkles are healthy? 😉 Can’t wait to come back and read more!

  28. March 12, 2011 6:33 pm

    Haha those search terms are so funny! 🙂
    It can be even more annoying sometimes to remember just fragments from the dream and you can’t puzzle it together even if you try!

  29. March 12, 2011 8:53 pm

    Hi! So nice to meet you!!! Thanks for stopping by Inked Owl and entering the North Face / Jillian Michaels giveaway!!! I so can not get enough of working out with Jillian!!!! Anyway. . .love your blog and you are adorable!!!!

    Can’t wait to read more!!


  30. March 12, 2011 10:20 pm

    What a fun shake – love the sprinkles! :)$

  31. March 13, 2011 12:59 am

    hahaha those are so funny. I love seeing what search terms lead people to my blog. Always something random!

    That shake looks SO tasty. I want one like… now. haha

  32. March 13, 2011 3:58 am

    Oh gosh I always get a kick out of these =) I’ve had some good ones! =)

  33. March 13, 2011 8:25 am

    The cake batter smoothie looks so good!! Love it!!

    I never remember the good dreams, but remember the bad and that stinks ; p

    Its funny to see search terms that lead to your blog! some are just crazy! lol!

  34. Elle permalink
    March 13, 2011 1:47 pm

    LOL those search terms are hilarious 🙂

  35. March 13, 2011 2:11 pm

    I’ve had some doozies of search terms too… something like “pregnant women breakfast images”… um, what?! 🙂

  36. March 13, 2011 2:28 pm

    Oh my gosh I laughed so hard with the “old lady cutting grass naked!!!” Giggles!

    I’ve been dying to try Katie’s cake batter milkshake! Looks so good – glad you enjoyed it!


  37. March 13, 2011 2:37 pm

    hahaha these are too funny! that last one-omg so random!?! that milkshake/smoothie looks super yummy though, I need to try out katies recipe (it seems like everybody’s making those now!)

  38. March 13, 2011 4:02 pm

    Those are some awesome search terms! I always laugh when I see some of the ones for my blog too! hahaha! 🙂

  39. March 13, 2011 11:34 pm

    Haha-hilarious! I love reading through my crazy blog search terms!

  40. March 14, 2011 2:58 pm

    hhahaa! that’s one of my favorite things – reading through the search terms for my blog. they sure can hold some strange stuff.

    now, kayla, try and control yourself. no more pictures of naked old ladies cutting the lawn on here, okay?

  41. Kaila @healthyhelperblog! permalink
    March 14, 2011 10:55 pm

    I love looking at those search terms too! They are totally hilarious and sooo random sometimes! I have got to try that cake batter milkshake….it looks so yummy.

  42. March 16, 2011 4:01 pm

    Hahaha! Those are so much better than the ones I get (mostly dealing with Italian stuff).

    And that cake batter smoothie looks delightful!

  43. Jenn permalink
    March 24, 2011 2:09 pm

    hahahahha I laughed so hard! I think the gritty blueberries came from your post “It is supposed to be gritty?” when you had blueberries for breakfast. But that last one, I have no idea. SOOO funny!

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