Funniest Search Terms
You guys totally make my morning when I read all your lovely, thoughtful comments! I can’t thank you enough!
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Another fun thing about having a blog? Reading through the search terms that people use to get to my blog!
There have been some hilarious weird ones! Here are my favorites (with my comments on the side).
No, I did not make any of them up!
are all blueberries gritty ——————–> not that I know of!
weird fried rice ——————–> did you find what you were looking for?
granola cubes
tinkerbell earings
“skippy natural” stuffy nose
mysterious note
i’m nuts
too much gnu fiber
describing violet turning into a blueberry ——————–> oh, this?
home made chipper ——————–> um….wha?
misshapen bread ——————–> oh yes, I remember that!
oatmeal fried rice ——————–> that just sounds gross.
hard do bread recept
my math binder
little miss healthify blog blocked? ——————–> Why, yes it was! Thanks for noticing 
can you have too much fiber
kayla’s almonds
can u put hummus on a chicken salad sandwich ——————–> I put hummus on an egg salad sandwich…is that good for ya?
weird oatmeal recipes ——————–> I think this is telling me something
minty oatmeal kayla
nibs are blended ——————–> Oh wow. I remember doing that.
i am lookeing for a sugar free chocolate ball recipies ——————–> Here ya go!
And here’s the killer:
old lady cutting grass naked ——————–> Um….wha? Yeah… I really don’t want to know.
I really really don’t know how that last one led to my blog, of all places.
MOVING right along…
Yesterday for a little snack I just had to make Katie’s Cake Batter Milkshake.
Yum, it was so good! I added about 1 Tbsp. cashew butter and a few drops of almond extract. Did it taste like a cake batter milkshake? No, not really. It tasted like a frozen banana with sprinkles! But hey, it was good.
I’m on Twitter and Formspring now, just in case you’re into that stuff!
Don’t you hate it when you just had a really good dream but you can’t remember it? This happens to me way too much.
Haha a banana with sprinkles. Hey, that sounds better than cake batter to me!
Love your search terms. Mine are usually kinda scary, and involve nakedness, and people covered in chocolate. Yikes…
Oh my gosh, and I thought that last one was weird!
Hahaha, my search terms are never that amusing!
Love this!! I was just thinking about some of the funny search terms I’ve had lately. Today someone found mine by searching “terrible ombre hair”.
That shake looks deelish!
Those search terms are hysterical! =D
Those search terms are hilarious. I used to love seeing how people found my blog but for some reason when I started self hosting, I don’t have that feature anymore.
I hate not remembering dreams. I wake up wanting to tell my husband and then within a minute, it’s gone.
Hahaha, I about died of laughter at those search terms! Too funny.
Katie’s cake batter shake looks awesome! I’ve been wanting to try it.
Question, did you recently make it so your posts are just summaries on Google Reader? Like, I used to be able to read it straight from my Reader, but now it’s just a summary. You have to come to your blog to read the post. It’s totally cool either way, but I was just wondering if you did that, and how to do it.
I kinda want to do the same thing.
I honestly don’t even know how Google Reader works! But I was fiddling around with the feed settings in WordPress. I went to Settings > Reading and then “for each article in a feed, show” and clicked Summary. Hope that helps!
hehe, search terms are so funny. I’m going to follow you on twitter, yay!
BAHAHA i dont care whoever wrote this one “too much gnu fiber” but i can TOTALLY understand their issue
that shake looks so nommy! I love CCK! (and you!) haha and search terms are always funny, too!
Haha I love looking at the search terms too..some of them are just so bazar!
Haha that last one is hilarious!!! Kind of creepy though. Most of mine have been pretty normal so far.
I hate when I forget my dreams! Especially when they’re really weird and I go to tell someone about it, but it kind of fails as a good story because I can barely remember it.
Those are some good ones! I’m always amazed and amused by what some people search for. I love those pretty sprinkles in that shake.
I know~some searches are so interesting
I used to write all my dreams down IF I rememberd them
I love the search terms. Some days as so funny!
Haha. I get some pretty weird search terms too! One of my all-time favorites was “fourth chocolate chip oatmeal bath party” Why wasn’t I invited to said party?! Haha.
That’s hysterical!
Oh my goodness I have such a humerous pleathera of search terms to find my blog as well. It always cracks me up.
I think I’m going to make Katies milkshake sometime soon-it looks amazingg.
Haha, I’ve had some weird ones, but never ones involving nakedness
Great search terms! I get a kick out of mine sometimes too!
Wow, a cake milkshake! Make me one?
I get some WEIRD search terms too!
Hehe, I love these!!
I get the weirdest search terms too! They always make me laugh! 
I have been wanting to try Katie’s milkshake so badly!!! It looks delicious!
Love ya Darling! <3
Kathleen
Hahahah those search terms sure gave me a good laugh
Oh my gosh! I about died over the last one! What in the world?! Awesome!
I swear, I hardly EVER remember my dreams!
Haha – those are hilarious!!!
And I just made Katie’s milkshake too!! I added about 2 teaspoons of cocoa powder!! Not EXACTLY like a milkshake, but still crazy good
I make cake batter smoothies all the time but don’t put the sprinkles in-they make the smoothie look awesome-i’m doing this asap!
Hahahaha at “old lady cutting grass naked”! How the heck did that lead to your blog?!
I’m dying to check these out for my blog too. How do I find them?
You use Blogger, right? WordPress has a bunch of features where you can track your stats, page views, searches and comments, but Blogger doesn’t have them! I was on Blogger for 2 years and, trust me, WordPress is a lot better! Maybe you want to make the switch?
That cake batter milkshake looks delicious! I need to check out that recipe STAT!
Came across your blog today! And I have to say I’m thrilled to know that there are others who love healthifing their food! Especially and teenager! Just one question….Are you sure those sprinkles are healthy?
Can’t wait to come back and read more!
Haha those search terms are so funny!
It can be even more annoying sometimes to remember just fragments from the dream and you can’t puzzle it together even if you try!
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Can’t wait to read more!!
Amy
What a fun shake – love the sprinkles!
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hahaha those are so funny. I love seeing what search terms lead people to my blog. Always something random!
That shake looks SO tasty. I want one like… now. haha
Oh gosh I always get a kick out of these =) I’ve had some good ones! =)
The cake batter smoothie looks so good!! Love it!!
I never remember the good dreams, but remember the bad and that stinks ; p
Its funny to see search terms that lead to your blog! some are just crazy! lol!
LOL those search terms are hilarious
I’ve had some doozies of search terms too… something like “pregnant women breakfast images”… um, what?!
Oh my gosh I laughed so hard with the “old lady cutting grass naked!!!” Giggles!
I’ve been dying to try Katie’s cake batter milkshake! Looks so good – glad you enjoyed it!
Megan
hahaha these are too funny! that last one-omg so random!?! that milkshake/smoothie looks super yummy though, I need to try out katies recipe (it seems like everybody’s making those now!)
Those are some awesome search terms! I always laugh when I see some of the ones for my blog too! hahaha!
Haha-hilarious! I love reading through my crazy blog search terms!
hhahaa! that’s one of my favorite things – reading through the search terms for my blog. they sure can hold some strange stuff.
now, kayla, try and control yourself. no more pictures of naked old ladies cutting the lawn on here, okay?
I love looking at those search terms too! They are totally hilarious and sooo random sometimes! I have got to try that cake batter milkshake….it looks so yummy.
Hahaha! Those are so much better than the ones I get (mostly dealing with Italian stuff).
And that cake batter smoothie looks delightful!
hahahahha I laughed so hard! I think the gritty blueberries came from your post “It is supposed to be gritty?” when you had blueberries for breakfast. But that last one, I have no idea. SOOO funny!